I was just thinking about how I badly need to laugh out loud (for some valid reason) to release the excessive job stress.. not that I'm stress really.. I'm just about to.
Anyways, I had this bussiness training course days ago. At first, I was really annoyed by this guy sitting right behind me during the whole class cause he's just repeatedly saying unnecessary comments everytime the intructor finished his full sentence.
Intructor :
"....... as you can also read here at the green column to the right" *pointing the slide*
The guy :
"Excuse me, sir. It's not green, it's black actually cause we only have a black and white copy of your slides..."
Intructor :
"..."
That sort of thing.. once every 3 minutes statistically speaking.
Then during the recess, the whole class kind of having some out of nowhere discussion about smoking and people arguing about how hard it was to quit. All of the sudden, the guy raised his hand and said:
"Well sir, I actually hate smoking. I'd love to burn down all cigarette factories in the country but that's a crime. So instead, I burn the cigarette one at a time.."
I constantly guffawed... I guess all smokers would probably say pretty much the same hopeless joke. No exception my boyfriend.
Then..
On the way back home riding my scooter, some guy riding motorcycle came with speed through my right hand side and then I saw he's about to spat toward me (dunno maybe he's blind or something).
Having a very fast reflect and short temper, I was literally hit my break and got real angry. But as the slow motion continued...
He spat.... I hit my break and was unspeakably furious.... then out of nowhere, God sent the wind of heaven and swept his spittle right back to his face. Ouch!
Not that I wanted to laughed in the poor guy's face but I sort of did. It was just too funny.
