- Cutting of Grand Canyon 2 km/3 m.y. = 1 cm/15 yr.
- Uplift of Alps 5 km/10 m.y. = 1 cm/20 yr.
- Opening of Atlantic 5000 km/180 m.y. = 2.8 cm/yr.
- Uplift of White Mtns. (N.H.) Granites 8 km/150 m.y. = 1 cm/190 yr.
- Movement of San Andreas Fault 5 cm/yr = 7 m/140 yr.
- Growth of Mt. St. Helens 3 km/30,000 yr = 10 cm/yr.
- Deposition of Niagara Dolomite 100 m/ 1 m.y.? = 1 cm/100 yr.
- Diminution of My Weight 1 freakin' ounce/ 1 kazillion yr = frustrating!
So help me God!